Attempt 2: another failure 

It seemed that (Y/n) would need to take a different approach when trying to execute her plan of washing her beloved Captain's back. She'd need a clever distraction for everyone but the oblivious captain, which would prove more difficult than one might first think it to be.

 Luffy was the easiest to distract out of all the strawhats, this meant she had to work around that little detail and find a way to grab everyone but Luffy's attention somehow.This was going to be extremely difficult for her to do on her own, and so she'd have to acquire help to do so.

 Luckily, Usopp, Robin and Nami all shipped (Y/n) with luffy greatly. Finding the couple to be absolutely adorable. Usopp only having found out about (y/n)'s feelings for Luffy's quite recently. He found the couple adorable, the where a good match, and (y/n) was like a little sister, so he just couldn't resist the opportunity to help (y/n) get closer to Luffy.

 The plan wasn't that simple to be very honest, Usopp would have to lure Chopper and Franky away from Luffy somehow without Luffy becoming more interested in what they where doing than taking a bath. Thats where Robin came in, she was going to try to keep Luffy's attention towards bathing while Nami kept Brook and Sanji occupied somehow.

 The plan was anything but perfect, however, it was not impossible.

 So, it was time for them to take action.

 It was peaceful that day, everything was as it should be on the thousand Sunny, not a thing was out of ordinary for the strawhats. And this was just perfect for (Y/n)'s plan, it provided a good setting for a delicate plan such as this, it seemed as though success was very near for them.

~Nami~

 Sanji continued his fawning over the orange haired woman, his eyes shaped like hearts as he flailed about wildly, screaming this and that about his affections for said woman. Nami however, would never usually put up with such behavior the blonde cook had, only doing so for the sake of her friend who she saw as a little sister.

 Nami would have to keep Brook busy as well, and was troubled in doing so. "Brook, could you play me a song? Sanji, i'd like some ice cream to go with the music!" Nami acted happily to the men, internally gagging at the thought of treating them nicely. They instantly agreed, being obsessed with women.

 "Yohohohohohohoho! yes my dear Nami-san." Brook replied happily, lifting his violin to his shoulder and beginning to play a nice tune.

~Usopp, Franky, Luffy, and Robin.~

"Chopper, Franky! Want to build something?" Usopp exclaimed in feigned excitement, unfortunately this excitement on proved to pique Luffy's interest along side the other two boys. Luckily though, Robin was quick to redirect Luffy's attention away from the exciting thing Usopp had in mind.

 "Luffy-san, you need to bathe do you not? It won't be good if you smell unpleasant, now will it?" Robin stated softly, a smile lighting up her gentle features in doing so. Luffy turned to Robin with a curious glance, instantly forgetting about Usopp and the other two.

 "ushishshishishi, Sanji would be mad and probably not give me meat again. So I guess taking a bath isn't so bad, I mean...I want meat." Luffy replied sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head good-naturedly. Robin smiled in reply to the boys sincere words, knowing full well what the cook would do if Luffy did not clean himself properly while on a boat with three beautiful women.

 "Then hurry up and get to it, Nami already went ahead and drew the bath water for you. You wouldn't want it to get cold, now would you?" Robin pushed, trying to direct the oblivious captain to bathing.

 Luffy beamed brightly and began heading towards the bathing room for a much need and relaxing bath. (Y/n) smiled in victory at seeing the plan being pulled through, happy that it had actually worked.

 But her happiness was short lived as a cannon was fired their way, sent hurling towards the ship with a monstrous force that not many dared to take on directly. Zoro was quite quick to slice through the canon with ease, having sensed the danger long before it had arrived, landing gracefully on the deck.

 "GOD DAMN IT YOU PIECES OF SHIT, SO HELP ME I WILL TEAR YOUR FUCKING HALF ASSED MARINE SHIP TO PIECES YOU GOD FORSAKEN SONS OF BITCHES. HOW DARE YOU SPOIL MY VICTORY!!!!!" (Y/n) screamed in frustration, the entire crew looked at the innocent girl in surprise at her vulgar exclaimations. (Y/n) was a sweet and good-natured girl, she never seemed to be capable of hurting even a little fly, but at the present moment in time she looked like absolutely blood thirsty for something, that something being the death of the marines in front of her.

 And so, (Y/n) ended up destroying the ship without mercy. Stripping the crew down to their underwear, tying them up and drawing demeaning things on their skin with permanent marker before setting them all adrift on a lifeboat.